Warm blooded creature: wow I’m chilly
Warm blooded creature: *vibrates*
Cold blooded creature: wow I’m chilly
Cold blooded creature: goes into a coma
I made this and showed it to a friend. She said I should post it, so here we are.
This is it.
This is officially the best thing I’ve ever seen.
The accuracy is blinding.
good things about the nsfw ban
- good idea to ban nsfw content on a 13+ website. like as a concept, it is a good policy!!
- no more cp
- children will not get exposed to nsfw shit on here anymore (literally you could not search the tag of any female character, including adult ones, without finding porn of her. after this ban was announced, a 15 year old i know’s first reaction was “finally i can search any tag ever”)
- no more dudes with blogs that are just gifs of stolen footage from sex workers
- no more nerds with hentai blogs. theyre not inherently bad but i personally hate them
bad things about the nsfw ban
- will hurt sex workers who use this site to advertise
- bad implementation: things getting incorrectly flagged as nsfw. several sfw lgbt tags and a few fandom tags (like, for children’s tv shows) were made unsearchable, and some innocent people’s blogs were deleted. this is more a problem with the implementation, than the policy itself.
- “female presenting nipples”
- not necessarily a bad thing about the nsfw ban, but a bad thing related to it: tumblr ONLY did this bc they got taken out of the app store. they don’t actually give a shit
things that are unrelated to the nsfw ban but important to note
- tumblr still hasn’t banned the terfs or the nazis, and they need to.
- tumblr STILL promotes pedophilic content. in their “year in review 2018″ thing, many of the “top ships” listed were pedophilic (like sheith) or incestuous (like thorki). this is disgusting.
what happened to “imo this is a 100% good policy”
some mutuals IM’d me with some info on why it was partially bad and i was like “yeah you’re right!” because sometimes people take in new information and adjust their opinions accordingly
my solution to a terrible party is making grilled cheese. i was at this awful party one time so i went to the kitchen and just started grilling cheeses and everybody at the party was like “check it out this guy is grilling cheese” and i made everybody a grilled cheese. the party was good after that
this is the most casual post i’ve made ever so why is it being treated like a scorching hot take and also why am i seeing this on my dash
Alternatives to Tumblr if Yahoo goes any further
- Soup.io - well-known alternative to Tumblr. Reblogging, post types, themes, collab blogs, dashboard, artsy, great community already there. Soup can auto-import everything you’ve posted on Tumblr.
- TypePad - Includes reblogging. Dashboard and post types similar to Tumblr.
- Jux - Artful posts, beautiful blogging experience
Reblogging cause one day it just may be neccessary.
It became necessary
WordPress will also import Tumblr blogs.
when you’re at a family gathering having a good time but you feel the existential crisis about to hit ya
i’m the person who ducked
I’m the mom who didn’t do nothing
I’m the man in the vest who drove the drone into his family
I’m the drone
and i’m miss thing in the green taking the fucking drone straight to the face
So fucking cute.
the bear just agrees to start jumping with him like “alright yeah let’s do that”
Animals are awesome